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PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Emeralds Found:	1604	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7851	Secret Passages Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Emeralds Found:	4688	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8183
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Crops Grown:	7902	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Star Shards Collected:	84	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Buildings Constructed:	50	Crops Grown:	6324

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	22470	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	7482	Dragon Eggs Found:	3664
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

Players:	96/100	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	65292
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1