LazyMinerMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

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Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	232006	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crops Grown:	7867
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	288129
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	488	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Votes:	1418
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!