LazyLootMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5861
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3916	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	152

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Enchantments Applied:	240
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2513	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5015
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6462
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ores Mined:	8412	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Votes:	9741
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ores Mined:	7850	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchantments Applied:	71	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Towns Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	445153	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	899756	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8063

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Zombie Dances:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Votes:	4531
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.