LazyLoot Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Animals Bred:	188	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	45

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Buildings Constructed:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
New Chunks Explored:	510103	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	79
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9294
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.