LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

KilladizNetwork

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Magic Items Found:	6930	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

!!! JOIN TODAY FOR A FREE RANK !!! Tired of pay-to-win servers? Check out our 100+ FREE ranks on our 20+ gamemodes including: Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative Plots, Parkour, KitPvP, Dropper, 1v1s, UHC, and many custom Minigames! COMMUNITY EVENTS EVERY WEEKEND

Java IP:KilladizNetwork.us.to:26590 Bedrock ip:KilladizNetwork.us.to Port:26590

Killadiz Network is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join our welcoming community!

Discord: http://discord.KilladizNetwork.net/

VOTE FOR THIS SERVER

62.72.46.72:26590

Sevanial’s Playground (1.20+) | SMP [Java & Bedrock]

#addons, PvP, Qol, smp, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Hi there. My name is Sevanial and I’d like to welcome you to come visit my server.

This is a Survival Multiplayer Server.Some QOL things were added like a day counter, instant tree chop, veinminer, etc.

There are also some commands:

– /randomtp– /home– /spawn– /tpa– /workbench– /enderchest

[ Addons ] – Anvil Restoration – Use iron to restore your anvil– DirectionHUD – A convenient hud– Dismount Entity – Get entities out of boats/minecarts– Double Doors – Both doors will open at the same time– Essential Commands – /home, /tpa, /spawn, etc.– FallingTree – Chop one wood block on a tree with an axe and the whole thing falls– Inventory Totem – Totems can activate even in your inventory– Mineral Chance – Mining gives you a small chance to get a random ore– RandomTP – Randomly Teleport anywhere in the server– Recast – Recasts your fishing rod automatically– Respawning Shulkers – Shulkers respawn at End Cities– Veinminer – Mine an entire ore vein at once

mc.sevanial.net

NugCraft

Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Drug Economy/ Factions server! -Parkour -Most wanted mod! Jail and Cops being added atm The Server is new, but there are already a ton of secure plugins put in place to have smooth gameplay. There is a black market in spawn where you can sell the three drugs you farm(Weed, Acid, and Coke). We will be adding more drugs soon, but you are also able to sell many other items at the shop in spawn or through chat. Server name: NugCraft Server Ip: [51.81.163.239]

Come join and possibly receive rewards! Owners: – Shower -Fourskin

51.81.163.239

XyroCraft

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9648	Buildings Constructed:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Xyrocraft Minecraft server on 1.20+ (primary) you can use version 1.19+. We give to you Slimefun survival, Survival whitelist Vanilla, SkyBlock. We have 24/7 active support (not every time, but 99,9% of time we do) Server is 24/7 online, so you can play long as you want. We are going to get more, but right now we have only these.

130.61.35.130:25566

Govindas Limework – Unique Gamemodes & Small Family-like Community

1v1, Adventure, Archery, Arena, Bows, Castlewars, Checkers, Creative, Friendly, games, Minecraft, Minigames, Other, Paintball, PvP, Realtimestrategy, RPG, Rts, SKY, Skywars, Snowball, Survival, Unique, world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Items Found:	5922	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

A lot of content and frequent updates! (custom coded) Our server is started at 2015-01-14 and its been under development ever since! We focus on enjoyment of low player count, so just 2-4 players can experience the full fun of the server!

Gamemodes:

Castle Wars: Train and command your own AI army and battle other players AI armies! The first Real Time Strategy game in Minecraft!

Knockout: Really addicting and fast-paced minigame, the goal is simple: knocking players off the platform.

Mini Sky Walls: The Walls and Sky Wars spin-off. Contains the best features of both gamemodes!

The Mining Camp: Fun grinding game, much like Prison. Go through different caves and unlock more stuff!

Friendly Survival: 10+ dimensions, realistic water mechanics, slimefun and seasons!

Parkour: Hard and challenging jumps, plenty of checkpoints. A couple of well-balanced parkours.

Bomberman: Minecraft minigame based on an old arcade with the same name. Use bombs to trap and destroy your opponents.

Govindas Survival Games: a massively-modified version of SG, with a pinch of custom loot from RPG games!

Spleent: destroy the map with TNT and knock your opponents! A really spectacular and awesome minigame!

Snowball: use snowballs to kill your enemies! A simplified but addicting version of CS:GO!

1v1: duel your opponents using a massive amount of modifiers!

Elemental Archers: a unique mode of its kind. Battle solo or in teams against other people using a range of different abilities.

Creative World: a well-known creative world minigame with a plenty of content of ease your existence. Ranging from simple armour stand creators to custom and easy-to-use programming language!

A lot of other awesome features await you on the server! Feel free to join now!

Server IP: MC.LIMEWORK.NETWebsite: limework.net/

mc.limework.net

Prison Alcatraz

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2801	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	80
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1484
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey there!

Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to original prison experiences. We are a home to many players, new and old.

Come join our friendly community and start your adventure on PrisonAlcatraz today! We’re lag free, dedicated host, and running 24/7! We welcome players from all parts of the globe, and any language is allowed on our server.

Check out what the server has to offer: https://prisonalcatraz.buycraft.net/ or chat with us on our Discord – IP: https://discord.io/PrisonAlcatraz

Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com Join us today!

See you there!

PrisonAlcatraz.com

Imperfect

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

FUN MINECRAFT SERVER LETS PLAY TOGETHER

WE ARE IMPERFECT COME TRUE

Survival Server Better Experience

mcimperfect.fun:25601

MC64 : Semi-Anarchy [1.20.4]

Amplified, Amplifiedworld, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, Claims, Crates, Customworld, Economy, Gangs, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvP, RANK, Ranks, Semianarchy, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1059	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

“What is MC64?”

MC64 is a semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation.

We allow in-game hacks and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.

History:

This is the second official release of MC64! Our community started in July 2021 with the first release of MC64. The server grew and grew but stopped prematurely due to critical some MySQL database errors, that would have forced a complete reset. The server went offline for a year but our community stayed alive through discord. During the summer, I had a bit more time on my hands, so I decide to work on getting the server up and running again. After a couple months of some trials and tribulations, I’m happy to announce the server is now officially open again!

Features:

lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Java edition only.

play.mc64.wtf

HoneyCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	272
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

HoneyCraft is a whitelisted vanilla minecraft server for you! Indulge in your own playing style and build anything your heart desires. Invite friends, make new friends and participate in different events. Can’t you wait to join our fun community? Join our Discord to get a whitelist!

play.honeycraft.nl

Broomstix [SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [Creative] {FlySundays} {Claims} {Classic} {Bedrock-Java}

Bedrockjavacrossplay, Chestshop, Essentials, Freefly, Freeranks, Friendly, Geyser, Geysermc, Giveaways, Grieffree, Landclaim, Needadvertisers, Needstaff, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Randomteleport, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Votingrewards

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

IP: play.broomstix.netBEDROCK IP: play.broomstix.netPorts: DefaultDiscord server (w/ voice channels): http://discord.broomstix.net/

Online In-game map: https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:– Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version.– Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required).– Hard difficulty.– Free fly in the overworld every Sunday. – Unique land claiming (not golden shovel).– Bartering economy system.– No grief.– Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory.– Random teleportation allowed in the overworld and nether.– In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)– Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game.– Voting ranks and rewards.– Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps.

play.broomstix.net

MagicWorld

Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Towns Built:	10

Server name: MagicWorld Server opening hours: Open 24 hours a day Audit pipeline: No audit required IP: MC66.CC DC group: https://discord.gg/FzUmUTG

MC66.CC

Skytten Network

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	190
Dragons Tamed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Here you will find everything you need to improve your gaming experience. We offer rankup ranges, box keys. etc, so you can get everything you need to build and conquer.

mc.skytten.cloud

BD Crafters

Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

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bdcrafters.bitbyte.host:42069

TerminalMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Secret Passages Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

TerminalMC is a small and casual survival server. Why TerminalMC distinguishes itself from almost all other survival servers is because it’s nearly fully custom coded. The server has great features such as: an economy system, a custom shop gui(from which we get many compliments), a crate system, jobs, towns, player-of-the-week-leaderboards and many more features! Come and join us today at terminal-mc.serv.nu!

terminal-mc.serv.nu

OscureMC

Cross-Play, Prison, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Minecraft server focused on user gameplay with various modalities for different types of players.

play.oscuremc.net