LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

sleepy, TGIF, Naps, unproductive, thankful

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

LonelyCraft

self-care, emotional exhaustion, mental health, personal development, introversion

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HeartBeat Haven

child pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, cardiac device, cordless pacemaker, medical technology

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

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LittleDigPlanet

Map, Max Render Distance, No-Claims, Experience, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

Japan, societal norms, skyrealm, pedophilia, EternalCraft

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

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Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Sales, Game, MONEY, game development

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

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