LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	113	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SurgiCraft: The Ultimate Makeover

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Have you ever wished for a surgery that could give you the ability to mine diamonds with your bare hands in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we offer the exclusive “Diamond Extraction Surgery” where our skilled virtual surgeons implant diamond-tipped fingers into your avatar, allowing you to effortlessly gather precious gems in the game!

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCreeperWars

ammunition, arms deal, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, India, international conflict, international relations, military equipment, Military Supplies, national security, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, War, weapons

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the ammunition from india enters ukraine and raises russian ire! why is this happening in minecraft you ask? well let me tell you a crazy story.

so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.

but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.

so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Farms Harvested:	604
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Berry Tea Wine Server

antioxidants, berries, berry, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, dementia risk, flavonoids, health benefits, healthy diet, Longevity, Memory Loss, natural remedies, neuroprotection, nutrition, Prevention, Red wine, Server, study, tea, wine

join dis minecraft server if u want to keep ur brain cells alive, bro. we got so many berries, tea, and red wine that u will never forget where u put ur diamond pickaxe. eat 6 servings of flavonoid-rich foods per day and u will be 28% less likely to forget where u built ur epic castle. trust me, u don’t want to end up like Steve who forgot where he left his bed and ended up sleeping in a creeper’s cave. so come join us and keep ur brain cells safe while u mine and craft ur way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Star Shards Collected:	139

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	187654

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.