LazyCraft: AITA? | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for an escape? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Forget about the stresses of being a stay at home parent and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. No more arguments about who does more chores or who said what. On our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who found diamonds first!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than therapy!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4723	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	3244
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6972	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Potions Brewed:	104	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	222
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	987
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	136
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Buildings Constructed:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	2605	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Votes:	5142
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	683992	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	290
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Potions Brewed:	127	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Votes:	4736	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!