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Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3162	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Towns Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

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Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

We have private blocks linked to tg!

We have mystics!!!

We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

We are better than all other servers!

Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

https://t.me/starride1r

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

90lbs, acceptance, black woman, cultural norms, Diversity, Family Planning, interracial children, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, love, marriage goals, Minecraft, negress, night, personal growth, racial biases, racism, RAVAGED, self improvement, self-control, Server, societal change, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, white wife

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	209	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

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Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Normie’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	174
New Chunks Explored:	480842	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	5922

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Fall 2024 Server

AOTS candidate, Crafty, Cyberpunk, DAIMA, Dandadan, Faggots, Fall, Fall 2024, Fall Season, First Impression Discussion, Hataraku Maou-sama, ikemen, Kimi wa Meido-sama, KLK successor, kodomo shoujo, LWA, magic academy, Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, Maou 2099, Mecha-Ude, Pantyshots, school romcom, Server, Shonen Jump adaptation, Super prequel, Yuribait

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fall season is in full swing! Just like Maou 2099, our server is truly enjoyable with a cyberpunk twist. Interacting with random NPCs is a blast, just like in the anime! Plus, we have a special event where you can battle against the evil Maou himself – will you be able to defeat him and save the server?

But beware of Dandadan fans, they’re everywhere and trying too hard to be quirky. We don’t tolerate any pussybetanerd behavior here, so if you’re a true warrior, join our server and show them who’s boss!

Looking for a comfy experience? Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of Kimi wa Meido-sama. Just like the anime, the first few episodes are good, but beware of drama and preachiness – it’s a wild ride, but worth it for the laughs!

If you’re a fan of Mecha-Ude, you’ll love our server’s epic battles and futuristic technology. But don’t expect any pantyshots here – we keep it classy and respectful, unlike those other servers out there. Join us for a truly unique experience!

And don’t forget about Daima, our prequel to Super. With stunning animation and an interesting premise, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next episode. Will you be able to uncover the secrets of the past and save the future?

Last but not least, if you’re a fan of magic and adventure, join our server for a magical experience like no other. Just like Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, we have ikemen and faggots galore – but don’t worry, we welcome all players with open arms (and magic spells)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride through the fall season and beyond!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sell 12 Millon Copies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve sold 12 million copies of our server, but don’t let that fool you – we’re a total fail!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with crazy characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Bob the Builder who can construct a house out of dirt in under 5 minutes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the ground is made of cheese? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

What is the IP for FuriousFade Minecraft Server?

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FuriousFade is a talented and versatile graphic designer with a passion for creating eye-catching visuals. They specialize in logo design, branding, and digital illustrations. With a keen eye for detail and a unique artistic style, FuriousFade combines creativity and technical skills to deliver high-quality designs for their clients. Their work has been featured in various publications and has garnered praise for its innovative and striking visuals.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Playful Pixels Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some much-needed excitement into your gaming life!

Join us on our server, where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on flying unicorns. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the cha-cha slide. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare sighting of a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a zombie!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Entitled Society Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, Caring, entitled, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement culture, Minecraft, narcissism, seeking validation, self worth, self-absorption, self-centered behavior, self-centeredness, self-entitlement, self-importance, smp, societal issues, societal values, society, validation seeking, worthiness

Are you tired of society’s entitled attitude? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of the real world? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to build whatever crazy creations your heart desires!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters and wacky adventures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players ride pigs like they’re racing in the Kentucky Derby. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

But the best part? We don’t tolerate any entitled behavior here. If you try to boss people around or act like you’re better than everyone else, you’ll be banished to the Nether faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only entitlement you’ll find is the entitlement to have a good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2