Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP (1.16.5)

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Oot’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old dungeons that only last a measly 20-30 minutes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Ice Cavern you’ll ever experience! It’s so massive that it’ll take you days to navigate through all the twists and turns. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the cavern that will make you the richest player in the entire server. But be warned, the Ice Cavern is also home to a fierce tribe of penguin warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their icy domain. So grab your pickaxe and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

    So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    V I R G I N I T Y   I S   C O O L   M I N E C R A F T   S E R V E R
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

    Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

    So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

    Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Runes Activated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

    Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

    Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6553
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 7995
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7650 Mines Excavated: 3595
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Chimeras Created: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mines Excavated: 1750
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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