| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3139 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1545 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.
And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2240 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?
But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!
So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6024 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Votes: | 9587 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 241 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.
So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6122 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Magic Items Found: | 7686 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4446 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 186 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 181 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Votes: | 6078 | Magic Items Found: | 5488 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 523 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 6408 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.
Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.
So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 797 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1013 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5058 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 113 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2028 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9397 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4622 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.
With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 6258 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 181377 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7662 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 7097 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Votes: | 761 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.
Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!
And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!
