Layoff Land Minecraft Server

Based, business news, China, china economy, Chinese companies, company restructuring, Expectations, game development, game industry, hyper front, job cuts, Land, layoff, Layoffs, layoffs in china, learning, Minecraft, Netease, netease layoffs, Server, Staff, tech industry, undisclosed, West

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as based as they come? Look no further than our server, where the player count could be 10 or 10,000 – you never know what you’re gonna get! The west could definitely learn a thing or two from us, especially after our epic relaunch of Hyper-Front that left Netease staff shaking in their boots. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just like our player count!

Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9840
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	3153
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1883	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4284
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	148	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5840
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Votes:	2688
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Animals Bred:	95
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9804
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	2100	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!