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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8398 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 859 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6389 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Join us for epic battles over who gets to build the next giant chicken statue, intense negotiations over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, and thrilling adventures as we try to survive the wrath of the elusive Creeper King.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret llama in disguise, and if you can find their hidden stash of emeralds, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on our wild and wacky SMP, where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves! Who needs job security when you can have this much fun?