| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4740 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5064 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Why should you join? Well, imagine mining for diamonds while listening to Nina’s sultry singing voice in the background. It’s like a weirdly satisfying combo that will make you question reality in the best way possible.
Plus, we have unofficial VOD archives that will make your head spin faster than a Ender Dragon fight. And if you’re into lewd OC, KK, and sloppa, we got you covered with our mega archive that will leave you questioning your life choices.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the chaos of Nina Saotome’s world mixed with the pixelated madness of blocky adventures. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Join us and show those mean girls who’s boss by building the most epic castle they’ve ever seen. Make friends with the coolest players on the server and leave those snobby girls in the dust. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into them one day and get to ignore them like the queen you are. So come on, join our server and let’s show those mean girls what real Minecraft skills look like!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 7508 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 286 |
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your best friend tries to take you to a strip club against your will! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.
Join now and experience the thrill of dodging strip club shenanigans, private room bookings, and specialty services gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous moments that will leave you laughing for days. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 8730 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 169 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you become homeless, don’t worry because we have a homeless shelter made entirely out of cake. So come join us and let’s build a world of pure insanity together!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 674756 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 195 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Join our server and get compliments like “Your pixelated block placement is as precise as a surgeon’s scalpel” or “Your mining skills are so legendary, even diamonds bow down to you”. But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Compliment Creeper, who will explode with compliments instead of blowing you up.
So why settle for normal compliments when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of weirdness and hilarity? Come join us and prepare to be complimented in ways you never thought possible!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 101 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 152 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8273 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2793 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.
Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!
Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 131 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Enchantments Applied: | 296 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?
Join us for a wild ride filled with cat poop mishaps, germaphobic freakouts, and a whole lot of laughter. Who knew a Minecraft server could be this entertaining? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest stories you’ll ever hear on a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6950 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1802 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6388 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2847 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 211 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
we got crazy battles and epic quests, like one time erdogan and ukraine had to team up to defeat a giant creeper that was terrorizing the land. it was epic bro, you gotta join and see it for yourself. plus, we got the best loot and the coolest builds, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
so come on and join us, protect ukraine’s land and have a blast with erdogan and the gang. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6354 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Votes: | 2396 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2581 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 2049 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Votes: | 2910 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5652 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7176 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Join our server and leave your younger siblings behind, just like this bride left her 9 half siblings out of her wedding guest list. We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, so come escape to our server where you can build, mine, and craft in peace without any annoying kids bothering you.
And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into letting kids join, just remember this bride’s dad who threatened not to come to her wedding if all his children weren’t invited. But hey, who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
So come join us and leave the kids behind, just like this bride left her younger siblings out of her wedding. Build your own virtual family on our server and let the fun begin!
