| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6249 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 185 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
lawless.games
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8774 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9664 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?
Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.
So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5804 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 831033 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?
So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 3190 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4020 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2251 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”
so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8894 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5390 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
89.169.4.188
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2596 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 181 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4229 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1219 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6207 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 487 | Crops Grown: | 3702 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6416 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 1731 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4069 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2955 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8851 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6663 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8758 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2275 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
