LavishSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Towns Built:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	169
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ores Mined:	6924	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Votes:	3861
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Dimension Hops:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3381	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	500538	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	245

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ores Mined:	1582	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0