Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, content reveal, Currency, gameplay, Google form, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Stress test, Survival, Tpa, twitch, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted, Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Highlights	Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray
Rules	No cheating, no harassment
Region	South US
IP Address	www.lavbyte-smp.net

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: here.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: What are some server features?

A: Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.

Q: Is there a content reveal planned?

A: Yes, come help stress test while we prep for the content reveal!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3723
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	7545	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	582884	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mines Excavated:	3618
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	527
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	New Chunks Explored:	581181
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	5056
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Farms Harvested:	224
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	2341	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crops Grown:	8712
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	59

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!