LaundryCraft: No Wife’s Clothes Allowed

Agreement, Allowed, clothes, Communication, consideration, dryer sheets, Expenses, fabric softener, hand-me-down, laundromat, Laundry, LaundryCraft, Marriage, mind reading, MONEY, relationships, socks, Temperature, underwear, Uniforms, Washing, Wifes, work

Are you tired of laundry causing unnecessary fights in your relationship? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of laundry woes and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

We understand the struggle of dealing with a broken washer and the dreaded laundromat visits. That’s why on our server, there’s no need to worry about laundry etiquette or sharing washing machines. Each player is responsible for their own virtual laundry, so you can avoid any potential arguments with your significant other.

But beware, just like in real life, misunderstandings can still happen. Imagine a scenario where you and your Minecraft partner have a disagreement over whose turn it is to mine for diamonds. Will you be accused of being inconsiderate or will your partner expect you to be a mind-reader? Only on our server will you find out!

So come join us for a laundry-free, drama-filled Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual chores could be so entertaining?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	235	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ButterflyCraft Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, butterflies, butterfly emergency, ButterflyCraft, conservation efforts, conservation organizations, conservationists, Decline, Endangered species, Environment, Environmental Protection, habitat loss, insect conservation, insect population, Minecraft, nature conservation, Protections, Server, species conservation, uk, under-threat species, wildlife, wildlife conservation

butterflies r like the coolest dudes in da bug world, but sumhow they r disappearing in da UK. it’s like a butterfly emergency up in here! come join our minecraft server and help save da butterflies by building them a giant flower garden to chill in. we need all da help we can get to protect these majestic creatures before they disappear forever. plus, if u join now u get a free butterfly pet to fly around with u in da game. let’s save da butterflies together, cuz who knows what kinda crazy chaos will happen if they all go extinct. butterflies unite! 🦋🌸 #SaveTheButterflies

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Mines Excavated:	2121	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem

authoritarian regime, Democracy, Dictatorship, disputed election, electoral fraud, forced signing, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Latin America, Maduro victory, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition leader, opposition movement, political coercion, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, south america, Venezuela, Venezuelan politics

so, u kno this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this madness. first off, we got llamas that can do backflips and shoot lasers out their eyes. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but we got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and gold apples. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yea, it’s pretty epic.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so lit that even the Venezuela opposition leader had to come play. he was all like “yo, i gotta sign this letter accepting maduro’s victory so i can keep playing on this sick minecraft server.” true story, bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, where else can u find llamas that shoot lasers out their eyes?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Car Dealership

Automotive Industry, CAR, car dealerships, car depreciation, car industry, car maintenance, car market, car market predictions, car ownership, car software, car subscriptions, car technology, car technology advancements, car trends, dealer-provided maintenance, dealership, future of cars, High tech cars, PIXEL, software updates, subscription services, Technology, used car market

yo, u ever wanted to ride in a car in minecraft that needs software updates and subscription services? well, this server got u covered, fam! imagine driving around in a high tech car that needs special dealer-provided maintenance like it’s real life or somethin’. who needs regular old boring cars in minecraft when u can have one that’s gonna tank the used car market in 20-30 years? join now for the most futuristic ride of ur life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ABN

Bulgarian New Fun Game Server Best Cool Community Multiplayer Adventure Creative Survival PVP Economy Minigames Roleplay Custom Plugins Events Friendly, Survival

Abn is new Bulgarian server with game and fun purpose is to make new Bulgarian server with the best thing we can and add more thing are cool and now

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Potions Brewed:	182	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TardisBlueBox

Architects, Chefs, DETECTIVES, Economy System, endless possibilities, gaming experience, in-game currency, Jobs, minecraft server, new friends, OneBlock, PvP, rare items, Roleplay, Shops, Skills, society ranks, Special abilities, Survival, TardisBlueBox, Time Crystals, virtual stocks, virtual world

Once upon a time, in the vast world of Minecraft, there existed a server like no other – the Tardis Minecraft server. This server was unique in that it offered a wide range of jobs and an intricate economy system that allowed players to earn in-game currency and climb the ranks of society.

One of the most innovative features of the Tardis Minecraft server was its approach to jobs. Instead of the typical mining or farming jobs found on other servers, Tardis offered a variety of creative and unique professions for players to choose from. Players could become architects and build towering skyscrapers, chefs and create delicious meals for other players, or even detectives and solve mysteries throughout the virtual world.

The economy on the Tardis server was equally as impressive. Players could buy and sell goods, invest in virtual stocks, and even open their own shops to sell their creations to other players. The currency on the server was called Time Crystals, which could be used to purchase rare items or unlock special abilities.

With the combination of innovative job options and a robust economy system, the Tardis Minecraft server quickly became a popular destination for players looking for a unique and engaging gaming experience. Players from all over the world flocked to the server to test their skills, make new friends, and immerse themselves in a virtual world full of endless possibilities.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	238
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Forget Gaming, Minecraft Server

AAA game quality, AAA Gaming, forget, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming future, gaming industry, gaming industry criticism, gaming innovations, gaming market, Gaming news, gaming platforms, gaming reviews, gaming trends, indie developers, indie games, Minecraft, new releases, Server, Steam, video games

Are you tired of dealing with the absolute dumpster fire that is AAA gaming? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Imagine a world where you can build anything your heart desires, where pigs fly and creepers are actually your best friends.

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and diamonds are as common as dirt.

So why waste your time with boring old AAA games when you can join us on this epic adventure? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	183
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Holo GTA RP Minecraft SMP

Character development, Cultural differences, Gaming, GTA, Holo, holoEN, holoGamer, HoloGTA, holoGTA RP, holojp, hololive, holoTV, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Japanese RP, Minecraft, Online Community, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, rp, smp, virtual reality, virtual world, western RP

Are you tired of boring old RP servers where no one actually roleplays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest place to be! We’ve got players pretending to be llamas, building giant statues of themselves, and even hosting dance parties with creepers. Join us for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs holoGTA when you can have holoMinecraft? Come join the madness today!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FlexCraft SMP

accomplishment, Achievements, biggest flex, Bragging rights, FlexCraft, goals, personal growth, pride, self accomplishment, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only flex is having a full set of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our server, your biggest flex is having a pet creeper that can do the Macarena on command! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to show off your wildest creations. Who needs diamonds when you can have a house made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
New Chunks Explored:	808978	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ores Mined:	5336

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NATO Defense Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict Resolution, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Estonia, european security, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, preemptively strike, readiness, russia, Server, Signals

haha ok so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be part of this crazy war between Estonia and Russia. like, Estonia is all like “we gonna strike first to defend NATO” and Russia is like “oh no u didn’t”. it’s like a virtual battle royale but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join this server to see who will come out on top, it’s gonna be lit fam. plus, there’s like secret weapons and power-ups and all that jazz. so come join the fun and let’s see who will be the ultimate minecraft warrior in this insane war zone. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MatzahCraft: Unearthed in Belarus

antisemitism, archaeology, Belarus, discovery, eastern europe, Genocide, History, Holocaust, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Mass Grave, MatzahCraft, memorial, Remembrance, Tragedy, Uncovered, unearthed, War Crimes, world war II

join our epic minecraft server where we uncovered a jewish mass grave in belarus and turned it into a wild pvp arena! fight off zombies and skeletons while dodging creepers and endermen, all while paying respects to the fallen. but watch out for the cursed diamond armor that spawns in the middle of the arena – it’s said to be haunted by the spirits of the past! come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Stroller TV Time Land

cartoons, Childhood, digital age, digital devices, Entertainment, Kids, Land, mobile phones, modern parenting, parenting, parenting dilemmas, parents, screen addiction, screen time, screen time management, Smartphone, stroller, stroller accessories, Technology, technology impact, technology parenting, Time, TV

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even ur parents will be like “what in the world is happening?!”

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in less than 5 minutes.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s so bumpin’ that even the zombies wanna join in on the fun.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers minecraft server ever, then u gotta join us. trust me, it’ll be a ride u won’t forget.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3882	New Chunks Explored:	975325
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	179	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ores Mined:	1496

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Buzzing Rice Campus – Minecraft

buzzing, campus, Chrysonotomyia susbelli, entomologist, entomology, Houston, insect behavior, insect biology, insect classification, insect description, insect discovery, insect diversity, insect ecology, insect evolution, insect identification, insect morphology, insect taxonomy, Minecraft, new species, Rice, Rice University, scientific research, texas, Usa, wasp species

come join our epic minecraft server where you can mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of unicorn horns and ride dragons to battle giant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes.

we have a new species of wasp called Chrysonotomyia susbelli that will protect you from any pesky mobs trying to ruin your day. they will buzz around you, casting spells and summoning lightning bolts to zap your enemies into oblivion.

our server is located in the mystical land of Rice University campus in Houston, Texas, USA, where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

so what are you waiting for? join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your minecraft life! 🦄🐉⚔️🌈🍭🍫

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tubba Middle School

Adventure, Backpacks, base building, battle, Caves, Combat, dynamic experience, Enchantments, Exploration, fortress, Gear, MCMMO, minecraft world, Mining, mobs, PvP, Resources, Spawners, Survival, teamwork, Wilderness

Welcome to SMP Tubba, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and teamwork go hand in hand! Gather your friends and embark on a thrilling survival journey filled with endless possibilities. In SMP Tubba, you’ll explore a world enhanced with new features that take your gameplay to the next level.

Key Features:

Backpacks: Carry more with custom backpacks that allow you to store all your essential items as you explore, mine, and battle your way through the wilderness.

Enhanced Enchantments: Discover a wide range of new enchantments that will empower your gear, giving you the edge in combat and helping you survive against even the toughest mobs.

Silk Touch Spawners: Take your base building to the next level! Use Silk Touch to relocate spawners and create custom mob farms, ensuring a steady supply of resources for you and your team.

Whether you’re building a massive fortress, exploring dangerous caves, or simply surviving together, Survival Plus offers a rich and dynamic experience that will keep you and your friends coming back for more. Join us and see how long you can survive in this enhanced Minecraft world!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Animals Bred:	61	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3945

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.