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CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ores Mined:	9147
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crops Grown:	4687	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Subterranean Oasis Minecraft Server

abyss, adaptation, below life, Darkness, deep sea creatures, Deep Sea Discovery, deep sea exploration, Existence, hidden world, Life, Life below life, Marine Biology, marine life, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, Oasis, ocean depths, oceanography, Server, Subterranean, Survival, underwater world, unknown species

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience life below life! Why settle for just building on the surface when you can dig deep underground and create your own underground empire?

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of giant moles as they tunnel through the earth, collecting rare ores and treasures for you to use in your builds. Don’t worry, the moles are friendly and won’t bite…usually.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret society of underground gnomes who will trade with you for magical items and enchantments. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might prank you by turning all your blocks into dirt!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness and mayhem of life below life. Who knows what adventures await you in the depths of the earth?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wrestling Legends Minecraft SMP

aew, best spots, History, iconic moments, Legends, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, top moments, wrestling, wrestling championships, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling superstars, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers have a dance-off every Friday night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of chaos, laughter, and endless fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

agarwood, amouage attar oud ulya, Argument, Birthday, Bracelet, branded handbag, culture, Fragrance, FragrantCraft, gift, high end, Meaningful, Minecraft, oud, perfume, Preferences, sentimental gift, Server, Special, strong scent, thoughtful, unique gift, Upset

Are you tired of giving boring, generic gifts like handbags and bracelets? Then join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique and thoughtful gifts like bottles of high-end oud/agarwood perfume!

Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.

Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

aita, caring for health, childhood incident, choosing spouse, DadCraft, disability application, Divorce, Doctor, family, Father, fear, Find, follow, Guns, health issues, home, Legal, living situation, Marriage, non-negotiable, Property, REGISTERED, rules, safety precautions, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7252
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	142

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ScamBustersCraft

call center operations, consumer protection, criminal activity, Criminal Investigations, cybercrime, enforcement actions, financial fraud, fraud prevention, government intervention., illegal practices, Indian government, law enforcement, legal consequences, phone scams, Public Safety, regulatory compliance, scam call centers, ScamBustersCraft, technology misuse, telecommunication regulations, telephone scams

Are you tired of getting scam calls from “Microsoft technicians” claiming your computer has a virus? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky scammers! Join us and experience a world where scam call centers are actually run by creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Fight off hoards of zombies pretending to be IRS agents demanding payment in emeralds! And watch out for those pesky skeletons posing as Nigerian princes promising you riches beyond your wildest dreams! So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to scam calls forever!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NukeCraft Server: ZapOut Blackout!

blackout, crisis management., critical infrastructure, Electricity Supply, emergency situation, energy crisis, energy grid, european union, geopolitical tensions, international relations, national security, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear safety, nukecraft, power outage, Russian attack, Server, SUBSTATION, Ukraine, war conflict, Zaporizhzhia, ZapOut

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a nuclear apocalypse in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is on the verge of blackout after a Russian attack on the substation.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?

Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crops Grown:	7662	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2