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Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Ores Mined:	2711
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	594

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4459	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4006	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Mines Excavated:	3537	New Chunks Explored:	988453
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ores Mined:	4438
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Buildings Constructed:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crops Grown:	5190
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ores Mined:	9861
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	567975	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2739
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	102/400	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3