LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3751	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	123	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	9098	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Animals Bred:	143	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7229	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Crops Grown:	1905	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	291	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5529

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5472	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!