LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	878
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Star Shards Collected:	278	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Void Gems Collected:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2666	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3878	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3702	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7800	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!