| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2911 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2931 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 197 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8799 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 4812 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7273 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 225 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 650 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1299 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4642 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8326 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 573 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 1315 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6312 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4894 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9447 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5968 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3849 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2701 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3884 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9158 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1748 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9935 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Mines Excavated: | 4506 |
| Ores Mined: | 866 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
