| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 550 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3890 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 43 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4309 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 5435 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7797 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7091 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 574776 | Animals Bred: | 133 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 856 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 14 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6855 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 137 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 164 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 7640 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5617 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 100 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4285 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 772 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 105 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4921 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6974 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4735 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 178 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 44 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8899 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6330 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9167 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2610 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1911 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
