Latemoon

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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We are LateMoon! A modern, dedicated and competent Minecraft team! We want to deliver only the best to our users continue to expand our server. Version: 1.12 – 1.19.x Address: mc.latemoon.de Server-Owner: GrafBumsala ┗╋━━━━━━◥◣◆◢◤━━━━━━╋┛

StoryAfter 14 days of development and many setbacks, we are finally ready to release our network and open our doors for you.

Goal:Our goal is simply to create a great community for others, to create a place where you can have fun with strangers but also with friends and to have a great and successful time with others.

Development:For us, communication between the team and the users is very important, which is why we always involve our players when we come up with new ideas and suggestions, conduct surveys or even implement their suggestions and we improve a lot.

Team:We have friendly and helpful people in our team who will always help and support you as quickly as possible if you have any questions or problems.

Rule:In addition to the standard rules that exist on every server, our most important rules are that racism and bullying will be punished with a permanent ban from Discord and the server, without a chance for forgiveness, because we take this topic very seriously and it is not okay find something like that and don’t support it under any circumstances!

Game modesWe have the following game modes:– CityBuild

Contact and social media– Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@jdksyntaxerror?lang=de-DE-Discord: discord.latemoon.de-Website: https://www.latemoon.de

Final wordIn the best case scenario, you now have a little more idea of what we offer you and who we are. Hopefully this information has inspired you to take a look at our server and who knows, maybe you won’t find it so bad.We hope to welcome you to our server and have a great time with you!

Kind regards from the LateMoon server team/GrafBumsala and the LateMoon.de team

latemoon.de

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4203	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Star Shards Collected:	210	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Crops Grown:	7912	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	1000
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Void Armor Forged:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Towns Built:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2523
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	7857	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!