Late Term Abortion Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits! Looking for a server where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, but be warned – the dragon has been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties mid-fight. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest, where the trees are made of candy and the animals speak in rhyme. Just be careful not to eat too much candy, or you might find yourself in a sugar-induced coma.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts have been known to challenge players to a game of volleyball. Just make sure you bring your own net!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes – even late term abortions. Don’t ask questions, just grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Zenless Zone Zero 1.20.5

1.20.5, A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Agent Record, Asaba Harumasa, Astra Yao, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, combat simulation, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, evelyn, Full 1.4 details, Gachasim., Hoshimi Miyabi, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, special program, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Version 1.4, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFriends

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	3550
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server that’s like, totally out of this world? It’s like, a mix of Agent Combat Intel and Zenless Zone Zero Version 1.4 “A Storm of Falling Stars” Special Program.

Join this server for the craziest events like Special Visitor, Bangboo vs Ethereal, and Windchaser Harumasa. Plus, there’s a Combat Footage Review and Advanced Bounty – Routine Cleanup. It’s like, a non-stop party of action and adventure.

And get this, there are redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and ASSEMBLEMIYABI. Claim them in-game and unlock some sick rewards.

Check out the resources and useful links like zzzlinks and ZZZ-drawpile. It’s like, a treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and unleash your inner warrior. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!

Chimney Slide Minecraft SMP

cheerful, chimney, christmas, cold, Die, Festive, fireplace, funny, gift giving, holiday, humor, jolly, joy, Laughter, Merry, Minecraft, santa, Santa Claus, slide, smp, tradition, Winter

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you ready to slide down our chimney and risk your life for a jolly good time? Join our Minecraft SMP where the cheer levels are off the charts! We’ve got Santa’s workshop, but instead of making toys, we make diamond armor and enchanted weapons. And rumor has it, if you find the secret candy cane forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical gingerbread man. So come on, join us and let’s spread some holiday cheer…or at least try not to die sliding down the chimney!

IgnoredAdviceMC SMP

hindsight, ignored advice, IgnoredAdviceMC, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life insights, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life revelations, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, piece of advice, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, true advice, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	7913	Farms Harvested:	773
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

OMG, so like, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP, like for realz. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns and they grant wishes and stuff. I heard this one time, someone asked for a diamond sword and they got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their house. It was crazy, man.

And the players on this server are like, super cool and funny. Like, there was this one guy who built a giant toilet out of gold blocks and called it the “Golden Throne.” And then someone else built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. It’s wild, dude.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and fight off mobs with your bare hands. I heard that if you find the hidden treasure, you get transported to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards. It’s like, the ultimate adventure, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and experience the craziest Minecraft shenanigans ever, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make in your whole entire life.

WeirdEatsCraft

adventurous eating, bizarre dining, bizarre dishes, culinary adventures, culinary exploration, eaten, exotic dishes, exotic food, odd delicacies, peculiar meals, rare delicacies, strange flavors, strange foods, uncommon animals, unique dining experiences, unusual cuisine, unusual meats, weird food combinations, WeirdEatsCraft, weirdest animal, wild game

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6405
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and have dance parties with zombie villagers. Our server is home to the rarest and weirdest animals you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Ever tried eating a diamond-encrusted chicken? Well, now’s your chance!

We have epic quests where you have to hunt down the legendary Bacon Cow and the mystical Unicorn Sheep. And don’t forget about our exclusive mini-game where you have to survive a horde of angry, pizza-loving creepers.

So come on down to our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food – like a rainbow-colored, marshmallow-flavored Ender Dragon!

CraftyCreeperClash

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClash, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, energy system, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, kyiv, military aggression, military conflict, missile strike, political turmoil, power grid attack, russia, security threat, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	360
Zombie Dances:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even russia is getting involved! our energy system is under attack by missiles but don’t worry, we have creeper explosions to keep things interesting! build your base, team up with friends, and defend against the craziness that is happening in our world. who needs world politics when you can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Ballin’ Planet Population

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	2697
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mines Excavated:	3036

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE HAVE MORE BALLS THAN PEOPLE ON EARTH HAHAHAHA. WE GOT BALLS FOR DAYS, LITERALLY. COME SEE FOR YOURSELF AND JOIN THE BALLIEST MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT BALLS, RIGHT? HAHAHAHA. LET’S BALL OUT TOGETHER AND HAVE A BALL-TASTIC TIME. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, THAT’S ALL YOU’LL SEE ON OUR SERVER. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BALLER MINECRAFTER.

Kinetic Space Expansion – No Dark Energy Needed!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	8208
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

So, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the universe is expanding at, like, an accelerating rate? Yeah, it’s like scientists say we don’t even need dark energy to explain it, it’s just variations in kinetic energy or something. But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build your own universe-expanding creations!

Join now and experience the thrill of building with kinetic energy, creating mind-blowing structures that defy the laws of physics. Who needs dark energy when you have the power of imagination on this server? Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of unlimited possibilities. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s expand the universe together!

Divine FemmeCraft 1.20.6

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of confusion and chaos!

Experience the thrill of questioning your own existence while building pixelated structures!

Who needs a penis when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Explore a world where gender norms and logic don’t apply, just like in real life!

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most nonsensical way possible!

Festive Santa’s Minecraft SMP Radio Show

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have the best memes this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

EarlyBirdCraft

early birds, early morning chat, early morning risers, early morning routine, early morning vibes, early risers, EarlyBirdCraft, feeling awake, good morning, morning chatter, morning check-in, morning conversation, morning energy, morning greetings, morning motivation, morning people, morning positivity, morning routine, morning wellness, rise and shine, starting the day

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there. So why wait? Join now and start your day off with a bang!

CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem

aggression, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmasMissileMayhem, Crisis, Defense, drone attack, eastern europe, inhumane, international relations, Military, missile attack, peacekeeping efforts, Political, RETALIATION, Russian Christmas Day, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	476454
Alien Abductions:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

lol this server is lit af, like hotter than a Russian missile attack on Christmas Day! join us and experience the chaos and mayhem of a war-torn world where creepers are the least of your worries.

we got more drama than a Ukrainian president denouncing inhumane attacks, and more action than a drone strike hitting its target.

come build your base, fight off mobs, and maybe even start a revolution against the oppressive rule of the Ender Dragon.

join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. just like Zelenskyy facing off against Putin, you’ll never be the same again.

Dreamscape Escape: Neurodivergent Adventures

adhd, Adventures, Autism Spectrum Disorder, cognitive processes, comorbidity, coping mechanisms, dreamscape, Emotional Dysregulation, emotional regulation, Escape, escapism, Factors, internalized stigma, maladaptive behaviors, maladaptive daydreaming, mental health, mental health symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodivergent, neurodivergent individuals, Predictors, psychological well-being, self esteem, self-perception

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Yo, bros and gals! If u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure imagination, then dis server is da place for u! We got all da crazy stuff u could ever dream of, like flying pigs, talking trees, and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter!

Our server is da bomb cuz we understand ur need to escape from da harsh realities of life. We got emotional dysregulation on lock, so u can let out all ur feels without judgment. Plus, we got self-esteem boosters that will make u feel like a Minecraft superstar!

Join us and let ur inner neurodivergent self shine! ADHD, autism, or both, we welcome all kinds of peeps with open arms. So come on over and let’s get our daydream on together! Trust us, u won’t regret it!

Anime Future Quest 1.21.2

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Let me tell you, this server is like finding four rare anime episodes from the future in 2025! It’s like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Join this server if you wanna experience mind-bending adventures, build pixelated castles taller than Mount Everest, and battle creepers with laser swords! It’s like living in a virtual reality anime world, except you’re the main character and you can respawn if you die.

Forget about boring servers with basic gameplay, join this one for a wild ride that will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually a Minecraft character in a parallel universe. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Big Booty Latinas Minecraft SMP

big, Big booty Latinas, BOOTY, cuckold, exotic beauty, hotwife, interracial, Interracial Relationships, Latin America, Latin culture, Latin lovers, Latin passion, Latin seductress, Latin women, Latina booty, Latinas, Latinx, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Peruvian beauty, Peruvian wife, sexy wife, smp, WHITE COCK

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	364	Players Killed by Monsters:	5665
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including crazy love stories like this one! Meet our player, who claims their Peruvian wife is head over heels for white cock…in Minecraft, of course! Join us for a chance to witness this unconventional romance unfold in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious tales you’ll encounter on our server? Come on in and let the madness begin!

LateNightCrafts

insomnia, late night, late night chat, late night contemplation, late night conversations, Late Night Crew, late night feelings, late night musings, late night ponderings, late night reflections, late night solitude, late night thoughts, late night vibes, LateNightCrafts, night owl, Night shift, night time, night vibes, Sleepless, tired, Up late

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of zombie villagers to a dance-off? Why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!