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Players: 91/500 Votes: 9544
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Buildings Constructed: 32 Orbs of Power Found: 9
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, imagine you’re playing Minecraft, right? And you’re just mining away, building stuff, you know the drill. But then, out of nowhere, your biological clock starts going all wonky! Suddenly, you’re craving late-night snacks like there’s no tomorrow.

Well, guess what? On this server, your biological clock is in charge! Teens in the obese weight range are eating more food late at night than their healthy weight buddies. And get this – it’s all because of their internal body clock!

Join this server and let your body clock guide you to victory! Who needs regular eating habits when you can have a Minecraft server that messes with your mind? Come on, you know you want to!

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  • Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

    Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5187
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 684598 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3406
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

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  • VibeCraftCentral

    VibeCraftCentral
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8757
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Gods Slained: 1
    Emeralds Found: 466 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

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  • CraftyWanderlust

    CraftyWanderlust
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 1986
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the same old boring country in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual passport to the most epic countries you can imagine! Want to live in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a country where llamas rule the land and have their own llama parliament? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the country where everyone communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re ready for a wild adventure and a one-way ticket to crazy town, join our server now and start exploring your dream country today!

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  • Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

    Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 9609
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

    You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

    The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

    Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

    Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • RentALessFriendAITA

    RentALessFriendAITA
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8499
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 New Chunks Explored: 568373
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Gods Slained: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Farms Harvested: 136 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Zombie Dances: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

    Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

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  • CraftyDan’s Warzone

    CraftyDan’s Warzone
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6348
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

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  • WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

    WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9467
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

    come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

    so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

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  • SmartieSMP

    SmartieSMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 2836
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 51 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

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    Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

    About the Server
    We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
    Seasonal Switches
    We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
    What You Can Expect
    Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

    Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

    A: No, joining the server is completely free.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

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  • Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

    Ethereal Haven 1.20.5
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7382
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

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    Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

    We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

    You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

    So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

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  • PhoneSnatcherRage

    PhoneSnatcherRage
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2916
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Crops Grown: 8228 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

    Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

    So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

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  • KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

    KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5079
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 New Chunks Explored: 23843
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Farms Harvested: 212 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 27

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    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

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  • CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

    CraftyBillionairesGoneWild
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 1282
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

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    Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

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  • BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

    BlockyBibas Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1944
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Villages Defended: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

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    LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

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  • KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

    KremlinCraft: Trump Edition
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 6806
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Enchantments Applied: 87 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 425

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    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

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  • GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

    GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7244
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Endless Night Skies: 4

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    haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

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