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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8870 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.
And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.
