| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3650 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7154 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 79154 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 101 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 321 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9984 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 4491 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9103 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5323 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2636 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3624 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1946 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 9052 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5778 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Votes: | 1298 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 159 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8252 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1553 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 671 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 138 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 4355 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 4346 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7062 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 56 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 851 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5239 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 118 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5129 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 185 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4212 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1325 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 882 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 5066 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
