LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mines Excavated:	2120	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Star Shards Collected:	232
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

North CRAFT

24/7 server, alts allowed, approved alts, banter allowed, chill owner, clear rules, Craft, discord server, friendly community, jokes allowed, looking for mods, New server, No Griefing, No Hacks, No Keep Inventory, no racism, No-Claims, north, PvP, raid restrictions, Semi Vanilla, server ip, set home, Tprandom teleport, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Votes:	5579	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354

Welcome to North Craft!
We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598 Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Welcome to North Craft!

We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago.

No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory.

RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions.

Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months.

Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions.

We may be looking for mods👀

Server Ip: de-1.magmanode.com:25598

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months.
Can I raid other players’ bases?	Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission.
Are jokes and banter allowed on the server?	Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like.

Enchanted Dreamlands 1.20.3

1.20.3, artificial penis tower, bizarre tactics, Dead, Desperation, Dreamlands, Enchanted, failed attempts, FANTASY, Fapping, friendship, giant penis-faced creatures, hera, Invasion, middle earth, Obsession, Osananajimi, REJECTED, Territory, unrequited love, War of the Rohirrim, Wulf

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Bro, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you gotta know we got some crazy shit going on. Like, we got giant penis-faced creatures roaming around, trying to invade territories and shit. It’s like a whole war of the Rohirrim but with more penis towers. And let me tell you, our Osananajimi Wulf is the most fucked-up dude you’ll ever meet. He’s out here trying to impress his crush Hera by building giant artificial penis towers. It’s a wild ride, man. So if you’re into that kind of chaos, you gotta join our server ASAP. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, bro.

Debate Master Minecraft SMP

Appearance, beauty standards, celebrity look-alike, celebrity transformations, controversial transformations, cosmetic procedures, debate, extreme transformations, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Master, media scrutiny, Minecraft, personal choices, physical enhancements, plastic surgery, plastic surgery disasters, plastic surgery mishaps, public perception, Sandrine, self-image, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about looking like a plastic surgery disaster like Sandrine! Our server is so lit, even Jocelyn Wildenstein would be jealous of our pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look broke. So come join us and let’s build a world where plastic surgery mishaps are a thing of the past!

MommaMinecraftSMP

caring nature, comforting presence, compassionate heart, Emotional support, happy memories, lifelong connection, Loving gestures, maternal instincts, MommaMinecraftSMP, mother-daughter bond, nurturing presence, open communication, positive role model, quality time, safe haven, strong family bond, supportive figure, trust and respect, unconditional love, warm embrace, wisdom and guidance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.

And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.

Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.

So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Lair

Adulthood, Boundaries, Children of Narcissists, coping mechanisms, EgoCraft, emotional trauma, family dynamics, Healing Process, inner child healing, Lair, mental health, NARCISSISTS, personal growth, resilience, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-esteem issues, Struggles, support systems, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	786	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, haunted by memories of your narcissistic parents? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their toxic behavior! Our community of survivors will help you heal and thrive in a world where the only creepers are the ones you can actually see coming. So come on, join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ZelenskiyCraft: Noobs vs. North Korea

armed conflict, battlefield losses, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, global tensions, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kim Jong-un, Korea, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, Noobs, north, North Koreans, Russian forces, Ukraine, Ukraine’s president, Vladimir Putin, war casualties, world politics, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Potions Brewed:	72	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s zelenskiy is fighting off north koreans with diamond swords and enchanted armor! the battlefield is lit with explosions and lava pits, but don’t worry, our russian forces are too busy dancing to protect them! join now for a chance to witness the most chaotic and hilarious battles in minecraft history! also, we have free cake for all players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again!

DarkTime – Unforgettable server Minecraft server

Anarchy, DarkTime, donation, Donations, Duels, Empire, Free Donations, Ft, Minecraft, No Dupe, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, unforgettable, Without Anticheat

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Copy of FT Free donation! Create your own empire.

darktime.mspt.xyz

TechnoTerra Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Conquer, Daring, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, hand in hand, Immersive, Journey, landscape, Majestic, mettle, Quests, Reality, Realmpvp, smp, Structures, TechnoTerra, Unveil, vision

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Potions Brewed:	180	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Overview

Realm Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

FAQ

Q: What is this Minecraft server about?

A: This Minecraft server is an immersive journey where untold mysteries await your exploration. Players can traverse through landscapes with hidden secrets, craft majestic structures, embark on daring quests, and immerse themselves in a realm that combines fantasy and reality.

Q: How many realms are available to join?

A: There are 3 realms you can join, each with its unique realm code.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, use one of the realm codes provided above in your Minecraft game.

Q: Is there a community for this server?

A: Yes, there is an exclusive community for players to join where adventure and discovery go hand in hand. Join the discord server at https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

Ethereal Realms 1.20

Ethereal, No. 929205812 Anonymous ya Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Secrets Intrigue Identity Unknown Enigma Clues Puzzle Uncover Hidden Mysterious Discovery, Realms

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Hey you! Yes, you with the blocky head! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of adventure, where you can build your dream world and fight off evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures scattered around the map waiting for you to discover them. And did I mention the dancing llamas? Yeah, we got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust me, your diamond armor will thank you later.

No Racism Allowed Minecraft SMP

Allowed, ANTI-DISCRIMINATION, Brazilians, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, day one, Diversity, Empathy, equality, global citizenship, inclusion, intercultural communication, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racial bias, racism, Respect, sensitivity training, smp, social awareness, Stereotypes, tolerance, trying not to be racist

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with crazy shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond llama, battle against hordes of evil chickens, and try not to accidentally blow up our own houses with TNT (again).

But beware, on “trying not to be racist against Brazilians day one”, things can get a little…interesting. You never know when a group of mischievous pandas will prank you by replacing all your blocks with pink wool or when a herd of derpy cows will start a dance party in the middle of your base.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…unless you accidentally unleash the wrath of the Ender Dragon on the entire server. Oops!

CreepyCraft – Tell Me Your Secrets

boundary crossing, boundary violation, creepy, creepy comments, creepy encounters, creepy experiences, creepycraft, Disturbing, Harassment, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate gestures, inappropriate interactions, inappropriate language, inappropriate remarks, personal space invasion, Secrets, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable situations, unsettling, unwanted advances

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing creepy is a spider sneaking up on you? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter things that will make your skin crawl faster than a creeper about to explode!

Join us if you want to hear inappropriate jokes from skeletons, have zombies whisper creepy secrets in your ear, and get chased by endermen who just want to give you a hug (or maybe steal your blocks, who knows?).

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the weirdest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky world the same way again!

Infinity Cube Server

application, Builders, Cube, Discord, Dynmap, experienced, forever.., home, Infinity, Longterm, Mods, nether portals, progress, restrictions, Server, smp, Spawn, tp, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	1.21.4
Mods	TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals

Infinity Cube Server FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal of the server is to have fun, enjoy the game, and make friends while playing Minecraft. Experienced builders are encouraged to join, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server recently reset most chunks in the world, creating a fresh experience on version 1.21.4. The server has a few mods installed for convenience, with minimal restrictions on client-side mods.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3
Visit the website for more information and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel.

Thank you for considering joining the Infinity Cube Server!

Latin vs South Asia 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2030, Asia, comparison, Competition, cultural diversity, demographics, Development, DOMINANCE, economic growth, emerging markets, forecast, Global influence, Infrastructure, Investment, latin, Latin America, political landscape, regional power, South, South Asia, Technology, Trade, trends

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	411	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Bro, forget about 2030, come join our Minecraft server and dominate right now!

We got creepers that explode rainbows and pigs that fly with jetpacks.

Join us and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a unicorn.

Who needs to worry about the future when you can have this much fun in the present?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BauBau’s Funny Minecraft SMP – The FUWAMOCO Chronicles

3D Debut, baubau, baubaus, BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Chronicles, debut, funny, fuwamoco, gift giving, hololive, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, Schedule, smp, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, virtual youtuber, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for our Gift-giving Edition where we exchange virtual gifts that will blow your mind (not really, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, a tune that will have you dancing in your mine shaft for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on our debut and 3D debut performances – they’re so epic, even the Ender Dragon would shed a tear.

Want more? Check out our unarchived content filled with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And if you’re feeling fancy, grab some merch from our Abyssgard collection – because who doesn’t want to rock a Fuwawa or Mococo hoodie while mining diamonds?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for some baubau-related content that will make your Minecraft experience one for the history books. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the Creeper bar).

JeansCraft: No Dress Code, Just Blocks!

blocks, Champion, Chess, Code, Competition, controversy, discipline, disqualified, dress, dress code, fashion, fide, grandmaster, Jeans, JeansCraft, magnus carlsen, norway, Outfit, Professionalism, rules, Sportsmanship, Tournament, World Blitz Championship, World Rapid Championship

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Towns Built:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ores Mined:	7902
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna laugh ur butt off? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the funniest place ever. we got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

also, guess what? magnus carlsen got kicked out of our server for wearing jeans. can u believe it? apparently, our server has a strict dress code of only diamond armor and elytra. sorry, magnus, maybe next time.

but seriously, if u wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, come join us. we promise u won’t regret it (unless u forget to bring ur sense of humor, then u might regret it a little).