LaserFusionCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9696
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Star Shards Collected:	264
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Alien Abductions:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	72
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2303
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	113	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6519	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	4163
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Votes:	4662	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mines Excavated:	4552
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Farms Harvested:	642	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8162	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	401366	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Players:	109/100	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	197157
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0