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Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9969

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	741
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9902

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Towns Built:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Runes Activated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!

UkrainianDroneWarfare

Advanced weaponry, aerial bomb, aerial combat, aerial warfare, defense innovation, defense technology, drone technology, Drones, long distance drones, long range drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military development, military drones, military innovation, military technology, precision bombing, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian military, UkrainianDroneWarfare, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, liek, u kno how ukrainian army is all serious and stuff? well, guess what, they got drones now that can carry a MASSIVE 250kg bomb and fly for, like, 2,000 km! imagine the chaos u can cause with that! but, like, don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s even more lit than that. join us and u can create ur own drone army in the game, bombarding ur enemies with TNT from the sky. it’s gonna be epic, bro. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hide from the drones and plan ur attack. join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

CancerCraft: Immune Boosting Quest

Boost, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, cellular immunity, chronic diseases, Chronic illness, D3+ T cell formation, disease prevention, fighting cancer, immune, immune cells, immune response, immune system, inflammatory cues, inflammatory signals, key findings, long-lasting immune response, Medical research, Patients, Quest, research, strategies

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that gives u superpowers like d3+ t cells?? well do i have the server for u!! come join us and become a superhero in the fight against cancer and chronic diseases!! our secret inflammatory cues will have u forming t cells like nobody’s business!! join now and become invincible!! #minecraftgoals #superherostatus #fightcancerwithminecraft

PixelmonZ

3d, CONTENT, CustomFeatures, developers, Events, gameplay, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Openworld, PixelmonZ, pokemon, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments, Training, Updates

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	232	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Votes:	9440

PixelmonZ Server Overview

Features
All Pokemon Gens
Monthly Tournaments
Dex Rewards
Player Ranks
Quests
Custom Gyms
Master Tower
Economy w/ Player Shops
Bingo

Join PixelmonZ today to experience a unique and exciting Pixelmon adventure!

FAQs

How do I join the server?

To join our server, download and install “The Pixelmon Modpack” available at this link.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is play.pixelmonz.xyz.

Is there a Discord server for PixelmonZ?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/viibe.

Where can I find the store for PixelmonZ?

You can visit the store at https://store.viibe.xyz/.