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GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	137207
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1510	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Items Found:	6495
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1971	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Buildings Constructed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Animals Bred:	144	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Star Shards Collected:	60	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7992
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!