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Luminous Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, be careful, BEWARE, Caution, cost, Covenant, danger, deadly, Fatal, hazardous, Isles, Life, life-threatening, luminous, OMINOUS, Peril, Perilous, precarious, Risk, threat, Treacherous, Unsafe, Warning

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	120
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like, super intense, bro. Like, joining this server is like joining a secret cult or something. You gotta be ready to risk it all, man. Your life could be on the line just by joining this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freaking exciting, right? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the covenant of craziness. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, CraftyCreeperz, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experience, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life wisdom, Maturity, MISTAKES, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Ever wished you could go back in time and tell your younger self to join our Minecraft server? Well, now you can! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, secret treasure hunts, and the occasional dance-off with a zombie. Trust us, your younger self will thank you for it!

CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyRussianAggro, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, G7, GLOBAL RESPONSE, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Minecraft, objections, Politics, russia, sanctions, Server, Statement, summit, Tension, territorial dispute, U.S, world affairs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.

we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.

plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

BalticCableBreachCraft

Baltic Sea, BalticCableBreachCraft, cyber attack, cybersecurity, Data Protection, digital infrastructure, Espionage, internet connectivity, Investigating, investigation, maritime security, national security, Nordic countries, possible breach, prime minister, security breach, submarine cable, Surveillance, Sweden, telecommunications, undersea cable

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have undersea cables in the baltic sea for you to explore! prime minister of sweden is investigating possible breaches but don’t worry, we have all the creepers and zombies under control. join us for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the deep sea and build your own underwater kingdom. plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure guarded by a giant squid boss. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Epic Drugs Server 2024

drug approvals, drug development, drug distribution, drug efficacy, drug innovation, drug manufacturing, drug market, drug marketing, drug monitoring, Drug research, drug safety, drug testing, Drugs, EMA, Epic, FDA, Healthcare, medical advancements, MHRA, Novel drugs, pharmaceuticals, regulatory agencies, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something. Our server has been approved by not one, not two, but THREE major drug agencies in 2024! That’s right, the EMA, the FDA, and the MHRA all gave us the green light because our server is just that lit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding a unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns in Minecraft. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server approved by drug agencies? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Bigoceancraft server minecraft

administrators, Bigoceancraft, comfortable game, Events, Failure of the Ship, Fly, Minecraft, Ocean, Players, plot linenia, Server, Starter Kit, Velikenov, young pirate

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Description of server, young pirate! Show what you are capable of! Our server has 1 plot linenia, entitled “Failure of the Ship.” As Visa has probably already noticed, the server on the subject of the ocean. Yes, and not the expanse of the ocean, but Velikenov! If you have any questions, ask the administrators on the server. We eat for you to make the most comfortable game, which is in our efforts. Events will take place when 7 or more players. At least 2 administrators should be beaten for the event. And the players, at least 5. We will receive Fly (Fly) who entered the given server.

BigOceanCraft.aternos.me

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, vshojo, VShojo community, VShojo members, VShojo vtubers, Vtuber, zen

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	3226	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to the most batshit crazy Minecraft server ever! Join us to discuss VShojo and vtubers who are basically living memes. We’ve got Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. These guys are like the Avengers of vtubers, but with more chaos and less saving the world.

If you’re into dedicated discussions about Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just want to join the extended family, we’ve got channels for that too. Plus, we have an entire thread dedicated to the former members because once you join, you’re family for life.

So hop on this Minecraft server and prepare to question your sanity as we dive into the world of VShojo and vtubers. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Let’s make some memories that will leave you wondering, “Did that really happen?”

MomStopBoyToyLOL

advice, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotions, Empathy, family, Maturity, mom, MomStopBoyToyLOL, personal space, relationships, self-care, separation, Support, Telling, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	154
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

CraftyZelenskiy2020

Alliance, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyZelenskiy2020, Diplomacy, foreign policy, G20, global politics, international relations, negotiations, peace bid, Political Support, solidarity, summit, trump, Ukraine, Unity, us allies, world leaders, Zelenskiy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!

MysticCraft Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anxiety, faggot board, humblebrag, kill yourself, lack of self-awareness, midwit, MysticCraft, Realm, scapegoat, Selfsuck, sissy, smartypants, woe is me

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5814	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cringe lords and dopey self-suck scapegoats of the world. We don’t tolerate midwits with “muh anxiety” here, only true chaotic energy. Let your inner failure shine in a world where being incredibly smart is a curse and being a complete derp is celebrated. Embrace the chaos and join us in a realm where self-awareness is optional and humblebragging is a way of life. Don’t be a smartypants, be a derpypants on our server!

BallCraft: The Mystery Stitch

athletic gear, ballcraft, Balls, curious question, equipment design, manufacturing process, middle, Mystery, sports balls, sports equipment, sports equipment construction, sports equipment design, sports equipment engineering, sports equipment innovation, sports equipment manufacturing, sports equipment materials, sports gear, sports industry, sports science, sports technology, stich mark, Stitch, stitching

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us and find out why our balls have a stitch mark in the middle! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. They’ve been known to sneak into your inventory and replace all your diamonds with potatoes, or turn all the pigs into flying pigs that rain bacon down from the sky!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the wacky charm of our server. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Femboy Fantasy Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, androgynous, crossdressing, drag queens, FANTASY, Femboy, femboys, feminine boys, Femininity, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender fluid, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Genderqueer, Land, LGBT community, LGBTQ, non-binary, queer, r/femboys, sissy, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1002	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	44	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13

Yo, bros, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual paradise for femboys, but not the ugly trannies kind, we’re talking about the cute ones that will make your heart go doki doki.

Join this server if you want to build a world where femboys reign supreme and where you can express your inner femboy without judgment. Plus, the community here is so supportive and wholesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of fabulous builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create a world where femboys rule and where the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get building, bros!

WholesomeFam Minecraft Server

awkwardness, customer etiquette, customer service, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family-owned cafe, feeling disrespected, feeling guilty, Hypocrisy, judgmental, Minecraft, Religious, Server, Small Business, social interactions, tattoos, Tipping, UNCOMFORTABLE, waitress, waitstaff, WholesomeFam, workplace drama

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Towns Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	741721	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of entitled customers and judgmental families! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy escapades.

Are you tired of serving entitled customers who don’t tip and expect free meals? Well, on our server, everyone tips in diamonds and gold blocks! No more dealing with cheapskates who take advantage of your hard work.

Join our server and build your own cafe where you can serve virtual customers who actually appreciate your service. No more dealing with rude customers who take up all the tables and don’t pay for their meals.

And don’t worry about judgmental people taking sneaky pictures of you and gossiping behind your back. On our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new worlds to worry about petty drama.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs annoying customers and judgmental families when you can build your own virtual paradise?

MineHomeSquat

apartment living, Breakup, Cohabitation, communication breakdown, Home ownership, housing situation, lease agreement, lease responsibilities, lease termination, legal obligations, living arrangements, long term relationship, MineHomeSquat, refusing to leave, relationship issues, rental agreement, rental dispute, roommate problems, shared living space, stubbornness, tenant rights

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	1322	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of living with your significant other but stuck in a lease together? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about pesky lease agreements or annoying roommates. Want to live in a castle made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground lair where you can hide from your responsibilities? No problem!

Join now and never worry about being accused of being unreasonable for refusing to move out of your home again. Plus, our community of players will support you in all your virtual housing decisions. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can truly be the master of your own domain.

UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity

billionaires, common good, Community, compassion, cooperation, Division, Empathy, equality, global citizenship, global unity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, Peace, politicians, Problems, social justice, solidarity, Suffering, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, world issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Emeralds Found:	6226

Are you tired of politicians and billionaires ruining everything for us normal folks? Do you just want to live a good life without all the drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us as we unite for Humanity and take down those pesky elites in a virtual world where we can all live in peace and harmony. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find all the diamonds you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those politicians and billionaires who’s boss!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242