LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	928550	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Love Letters Sent:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	783	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	108	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Towns Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	2418	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1610	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ores Mined:	8867	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!