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House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crops Grown:	1135
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	97
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Votes:	4408
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1328
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	654
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ores Mined:	9909	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mines Excavated:	1385	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Votes:	384
Love Letters Sent:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6025	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	9916
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	56	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4