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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6678 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 6757 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 495 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!