LaptopGraveyardMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	185
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ores Mined:	6093	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	285	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Emeralds Found:	6354	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4810
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	8929

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	336780	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6005	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Animals Bred:	126
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7356
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	9369
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3823	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3686	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Players:	93/500	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4