so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Epic Battles Fought: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Magic Crystals Found: 11
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
Alien Abductions: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 515077 Star Shards Collected: 100
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 953 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Excellent QoL Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Owned Economy Sell items at your own price
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    Custom Help Menu Available 24/7 for assistance

    Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

    Q: Is the server whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

    Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

    A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

    Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

    A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

    Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

    SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

    Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

    Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Emeralds Found: 329 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Mines Excavated: 3281
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Farms Harvested: 894
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7277 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toddler GoBot Fun Land

    Toddler GoBot Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

    Chick Flicks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

    Nice For Once Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 193
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeperWedding

    CraftyCreeperWedding
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

    With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

    So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryWipeMCSMP

    MemoryWipeMCSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could erase your memory and experience the thrill of starting fresh on a new server? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special potion that will erase your memory every time you log in!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite foods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Chimeras Created: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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