Lanterncraft

Adventure, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Ip:, Lanterncraft, Lore, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Map Wipes, player-controlled economy, player-marketplace, quest lines, Quests, Resource worlds, Server, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	533	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Crops Grown:	2113
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

🕯 Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
🛡️ Dungeons	Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete
🍃 Resource Worlds	Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources
💰 Player-Controlled Economy	Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for
🏪 Player Marketplace	Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like
🌍 No Map Wipes	Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Q: Can I create my own shop in the player marketplace?

A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace

Q: Are there regular resets of the resource worlds?

A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources

BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights

BlockyMirandasCraftyRights, civil liberties, constitutional rights, court system, criminal defense, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal procedure, Due Process, Fifth Amendment, law enforcement, Legal Knowledge, legal rights, Legal System, Media, Miranda Rights, police interrogation, police procedure, public awareness, right to an attorney, right to remain silent

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Animals Bred:	169
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, here’s a server where you don’t need to worry about miranda rights cuz you’re in a whole new world, baby! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the coolest mobs in town. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

but be warned, there’s a rumor going around that a giant zombie chicken is terrorizing the land. are you brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and save the day? join us now and find out!

Clockwise Chow Time

body clock regulation, body’s clock, Chow, circadian rhythm, Clockwise, energy levels, energy metabolism, FATIGUE, fatigue reduction, health benefits, meal planning, meal timing, meal timing benefits, mealtime alignment, mealtime strategies., metabolism, muscle function, muscle performance, nutrition, Time, time restricted feeding, weight management

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Votes:	5446	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	434
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat at weird times to fight fatigue and gain super powers!! imagine mining diamonds at 3am and feeling more energized than ever before. our players have reported increased metabolism and muscle function just by playing on our server. who needs sleep when you can be a minecraft superhero?? join now and become a part of this crazy experiment in time-restricted feeding!

MCSG Network

Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join the classic Survival Games experience and take on a new beginning with MCSGNetwork! Climb the rankings and find your way to the top of the league. Only the greatests can win such a harsh battle. Are you brave enough just to try?

5.9.23.51:50011

Piggy

active moderation, builds contests, Community, Community Events, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, diverse game modes, KitPvP, minecraft server, Mini Games, Parkour, Piggy, Pigraid, player interaction, PvP, Quality-of-life improvements, role playing, Seasonal Events, Survival, unique gameplay, Updates

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	62
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Pigraid is a Minecraft server known for its engaging community and unique gameplay experiences. Founded in the early 2010s, it began as a small server focusing on survival and creative modes. Over time, it evolved to incorporate various game modes, including mini-games, PvP, and role-playing elements. The server gained popularity due to its active moderation, regular updates, and community events. Players appreciated the emphasis on player interaction and creativity, leading to a dedicated fan base. Pigraid often hosts seasonal events and builds contests, further enhancing the community spirit.

As Minecraft itself evolved, Pigraid adapted, implementing new features and plugins to keep gameplay fresh. Today, it stands out for its inclusive environment and a diverse range of activities, making it a beloved destination for Minecraft players. The new PigRaid server aims to honor its rich history while embracing modern Minecraft standards. It will incorporate classic elements that long-time players loved, such as survival gameplay and creative building challenges, while introducing updated features that reflect current community trends. Key enhancements may include:

Diverse Game Modes: Expanding beyond survival and creative to include mini-games, PvP arenas, and role-playing environments.

Custom Plugins: Implementing popular plugins for enhanced gameplay, such as economy systems, land claiming, and unique crafting options. Community Events: Regularly scheduled events like build contests, seasonal celebrations, and tournaments to foster community engagement. Quality of Life Improvements: Enhanced server performance, anti-grief measures, and user-friendly interfaces for a smoother experience. Active Moderation: A dedicated team to ensure a positive environment, helping new players integrate while maintaining community standards. By combining nostalgic features with innovative updates, the new PigRaid server seeks to create a vibrant, welcoming space for both veteran players and newcomers alike. What has truly made Pigraid successful over the years is the incredible community and players. Your loyalty, creativity, and passion have been the lifeblood of the server. Without you, none of this would be possible. We are so grateful for the dedication and support you’ve shown throughout the years, and we look forward to continuing this journey together.

play.pigraid.com

DivineCraft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, anger, antinatalist, Christianity, Church, Demon, DivineCraft, FAITH, family, Habit, inadequate, Inferiority, invention, Jealousy, Land, mediocre, neurotypical, normalfag, ostracize, Resentment, Routine, Satan, wisdom

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the normies pushing their Christianity agenda on you, then come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about being fruitful and multiplying, we just care about having a good time and building epic structures in the virtual world.

Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.

Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!

>United Flailing Minecraft SMP

city, COMEBACK, comeback trail, Competition, Defeat, falling off, Fans, FLAILING, football, gtUnited, Manager, match, Minecraft, need her back, Players, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggling, Support, TEAM, United, Victory

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

BirdPocalypseCraft

bird, BirdPocalypseCraft, Center, conservation, Crisis, Decline, Environmental, Extinction, habitat, long tail, Loss, modern history, mortality event, Population, recovering, research, scientists, single-species, tags, wildlife, WORST

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Enchantments Applied:	201
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness

Enchanted Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, ambiguous, APPEAL, attraction, bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, Enchanted, Enigma, Enigmatic, fascination, Interest, Intrigue, lack of understanding, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, question.., Realm, Uncertain, Unclear, Wonder

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	60	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and rainbow-colored creepers.

You’ll never be bored with our insane mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting.

And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoasters that will make you scream like a little girl.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a dragon while wearing a tutu and blasting dubstep music?

Trust me, once you join, you’ll never look back. It’s like stepping into a psychedelic dream world where anything is possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner weirdo run free!

Any FBA Sellers Minecraft SMP

Amazon FBA, Amazon sellers, business investment, e commerce, FBA, FBA sellers, heavy items, large items, Minecraft, online marketplace, online retailing, online selling, product pricing, product sourcing, profitable products, reselling, retail arbitrage, seller community, seller tips, sellers, selling on amazon, selling online, selling strategies, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build battles, and non-stop laughs as we navigate through the wildest terrain Minecraft has to offer. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a mischievous creeper who loves to photobomb everyone’s screenshots.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players strut their stuff in the latest dragon-themed armor and accessories. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party, where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone totally is).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even score a $120 diamond pickaxe that’s so big and heavy, it’ll make all your friends jealous.

BlockyHaterz

arrogance, BlockyHaterz, closed-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate behavior, insensitivity, instant judgment, lack of authenticity, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, negative energy, negative traits, rudeness, Selfishness, toxic personality, untrustworthiness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	147	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

We have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got you covered. Need a pet dragon to guard your base? No problem, we’ve got those too.

But the real reason you should join our server? Our players are so cool that they can make even the most annoying person instantly likeable. So come on over and join the fun – you won’t regret it!

Latina Thread Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, dos, latina, Latina thread, long tail tag, Realm, Thread

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of tacos!

First off, the admins are like the Avengers of Minecraft – they will swoop in and save your pixelated butt faster than you can say “creeper”.

Secondly, the community is lit AF! It’s like a never-ending party where everyone speaks in emojis and memes.

And lastly, the builds on this server are straight up mind-blowing. We’re talking castles made of diamonds, roller coasters that defy gravity, and pixel art that will make you question reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown into another dimension! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Fishtank Live SMP Season 4: The Anonymous #169

ANONYMOUS, crybaby, cryo edition, fishtank, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live clips, FTL, gofile, January, late April, Live, News, S2E4 delayed, S4 preseason, Season, Show Archives, smp, ZGcCyl

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky world of crybaby cryo edition! Join us for some epic adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens.

Our server is so wild that our Season 2 Episode 4 got delayed until January (which really means late April, but who’s counting?). But don’t worry, our archives are full of hilarious moments that will have you crying with laughter.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks? Or a group of friends who once tamed a whole army of creepers and made them do the Macarena?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

FlatmateLockdownCraft

communication breakdown, emotional distress, flatmate problems, flatmate tension, FlatmateLockdownCraft, friendship troubles, guarantor issues, Insecurity, Jealousy, lease renewal, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, moving out, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate relationships, sleep disturbances

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a new place to call home in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where drama and roommate conflicts are a thing of the past!

Join our server and say goodbye to noisy roommates and their even noisier girlfriends. No more late-night disturbances keeping you from your beauty sleep. On our server, you can build your dream home without any unwanted distractions.

Don’t let jealousy and insecurities get in the way of your Minecraft adventures. Leave the drama behind and join a community where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life roommate problems behind. Who needs a guarantor when you have a whole virtual world to escape to? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

ChildhoodTraumaCraft SMP

adverse childhood experiences, childhood development, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumaCraft, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, healing, impact of trauma, long-term effects, mental health, mental health awareness, overcoming adversity, psychological effects, resilience, self-care, smp, Therapy, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors, trauma therapy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from each other, but who’s keeping track?).

Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

CraftyMindFlicks

complex plot, CraftyMindFlicks, mind bender, Mind Blowing, mind fuck movies, mind games, mind-bending, mind-bending horror, mind-bending movies, mind-bending mystery, mind-bending suspense, mind-bending thriller, mind-boggling, psychological horror, psychological mind games, psychological thriller, surreal, Thought-provoking, twist ending

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old movies that make sense? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have mind fuck movies playing 24/7 on our giant screen in the virtual town square! Watch as your favorite characters get caught in crazy time loops, alternate realities, and mind-bending twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch enough mind fuck movies, you’ll start seeing glitches in the Matrix while playing on our server. So come on down and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!