| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 8441 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3432 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 179 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3227 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Votes: | 2145 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 229 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7620 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7499 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1184 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9120 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8483 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3392 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8365 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 3219 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7455 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 240 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9183 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4265 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8720 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2978 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3480 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5300 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 489 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 2842 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2429 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6829 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2174 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 97 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 5526 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
