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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9488 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 295 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.
So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!
