Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magic Items Found: 7741
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Bathroom Baby Boomers

    Bathroom Baby Boomers
    join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventures ever! we have a secret underground club where players can hook up and conceive children in the virtual bathrooms! it’s like a virtual love shack, but with creepers and zombies trying to crash the party! become part of the unofficial record of most virtual babies conceived in a game server! only the bravest and most adventurous players can handle the wild times on our server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    ❌ Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Falling into the Void: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Villages Defended: 16 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 284 Buildings Constructed: 22

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6963 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Potions Brewed: 169
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 190 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Potions Brewed: 108

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 254 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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