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Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Star Shards Collected:	219	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7153
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchantments Applied:	159	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3192
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Towns Built:	8	New Chunks Explored:	68426
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.