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Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Void Gems Collected:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1917
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	254437	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mines Excavated:	4381
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3449
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ores Mined:	2883	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.