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Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	2804

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6382	Love Letters Sent:	5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Animals Bred:	58	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Emeralds Found:	7819	Potions Brewed:	139
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8413
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2280	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9754
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Emeralds Found:	4142
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Farms Harvested:	883
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Emeralds Found:	517
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.