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Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Votes:	3013	Farms Harvested:	184

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, body image, ChunkCraft, Communication, consequences, cultural experiences, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Foreign Travel, healthcare concerns, hiking safety, judgment, Minecraft, obesity, overprotection, personal boundaries, Respect, safety precautions, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, sibling relationships, weight discrimination

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of exploring foreign lands, just like the OP and their siblings.

On our server, you can hike, climb rocks, and even touch the sea (just make sure you watch out for slippery rocks and unknown depths!). But don’t worry, if you get injured, we have a special feature where your siblings can come to your rescue and carry you to safety.

Just like the OP, you can navigate through tricky situations and learn the importance of respecting each other’s autonomy (even if it means not going down that slippery rock). So come join us and experience the ultimate adventure with your virtual siblings by your side. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of teamwork and camaraderie that you never knew existed!

MineCraftRulzAITA

aita, autistic child, communication breakdown, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, Frustration, horrible day, MELTDOWNS, MineCraftRulzAITA, parenting struggles, patience, pedestrian safety, road rage, rules of the road, sensory overload, special needs parenting, Street safety, traffic etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Villages Defended:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Crops Grown:	8651	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy people running in the street while you’re just trying to take your autistic kid out for some fun activities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you immerse yourself in a world where running in the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your own sidewalk, bike lane, or even a whole new world where you can drive wherever you please without any crazy encounters.

Forget about swerving into the wrong lane to avoid pedestrians – on our server, the only thing you’ll be swerving around is creepers and zombies! So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limits are those you set for yourself. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life street drama!

CreeperCare: Caring for Explosions

career advancement, Caring, communication skills, creativity, CreeperCare, emotional well being, explosions, financial literacy, FITNESS, goal-setting, healthy habits, learning new skills, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, nutrition, personal development, productivity, relationships, self improvement, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Potions Brewed:	71	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Do you wish you cared more about building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create mind-blowing masterpieces that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Block of Awesomeness, rumored to grant players unlimited creativity and building skills. But beware, the Block of Awesomeness is guarded by a herd of explosive sheep that will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

And if building isn’t your thing, don’t worry! Our server also offers thrilling PvP battles where you can show off your combat skills and claim victory over your fellow players. Just watch out for the sneaky ninja villagers who are known for their deadly precision with a carrot on a stick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft builder and warrior. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of the elusive Block of Awesomeness.

Mystic Craft Realms 1.20

Anime, battle cards, card game, collectible card game, Craft, duel monsters, Entertainment, FANTASY, fictional universe, Gaming, Magic, Manga, monster cards, mystic, Realms, role-playing game, science fiction, science vs magic, spell cards, strategy, trading card game, tv show, Yugioh

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Runes Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Bro, forget about that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave from another dimension, man! So ditch the debates about Yugioh and come join the insanity on our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares? Just join already!

Blocktopia: DailyGrind

#DailyGrind, blocktopia, Consistency, daily routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, reading, self improvement, self-care, sleep routine, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	108	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring daily habits again! Our server is so addictively fun that you’ll forget all about brushing your teeth or eating breakfast. Instead, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending pixelated llamas. Who needs good habits when you can have virtual adventures that will make your real life seem dull in comparison? Join us now and say goodbye to productivity forever!

SepticSleuthCraft

Corruption, crime, Dead, India, Indian, investigation, investigative journalist, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, murder, mysterious death, News, Police, Press, reporter, septic tank, SepticSleuthCraft, suspicious death, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lol imagine being so ded that u end up in a septic tank. well, that’s what happened to this poor indian investigative journalist. but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t end up in a septic tank. u might end up in a lava pit or get attacked by a giant chicken tho. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe u won’t end up like that poor journalist. or maybe u will. who knows? lol.

AppleCraft: Climate Chaos

#sustainability, agricultural challenges, agriculture, America, apple production, apple regions, AppleCraft, Challenges, changing climate, Chaos, climate, climate adaptation, climate change, climate research, crop management, environmental impact, Farming, food supply, fruit industry, Productive, study, Washington State University, weather patterns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9835	Zombie Dances:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where apples reign supreme, but not just any apples – MAGICAL apples that can talk and grant wishes! That’s right, on our server, you can befriend these chatty fruits and have them help you conquer the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato people who have been plotting to take over the world for centuries. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a giant volcano that spews out diamonds instead of lava. Who needs boring old mining when you can just scoop up shiny gems from a volcano? Plus, our server is haunted by ghostly chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for their favorite snack – pumpkin pie!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Wild West Wanderer 1.21.4

1.21.4, ass, caps, HOWDY, list, log, long tail, Shit, Suck, tags, WANDERER, well, West, Wild

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Farms Harvested:	252	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	93	Dragon Eggs Found:	5792
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Hey there, wanna join our Minecraft server where we let you suck poop out of our butts for in-game currency? It’s a wild ride, trust me.

We’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft form.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that shoot lasers. It’s like a disco party every time you mine.

Plus, our community is full of unicorns and leprechauns who are always down for a good time. It’s like a fantasy land on steroids.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity every step of the way.

MomKickBFOut Minecraft Server

Minecraft, MomKickBFOut, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	255	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Are you tired of dealing with sketchy housemates in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! No more drama, just blocky fun!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone setting fire to it. Plus, we have a strict “no flammable materials near outlets” policy to keep you safe from any potential arsonists.

So why deal with real-life roommate drama when you can escape to our server and build a fortress of safety and fun? Join now and leave the real world behind – no more sketchy boyfriends allowed!

MomCraft Splitz

alcohol consumption, caretaking responsibilities, college funding, Decision making, enabling behavior, Estate Planning, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, Home ownership, Inheritance, legal ties, Long Term Care, mental health challenges, MomCraft, pre-teen nephew, property ownership, reverse mortgage, sibling relationships, smoking habits, splitz

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a roller coaster of emotions and questionable life choices just like the OP’s sister on this server.

Reasons to join: 1) Witness the epic saga of a sister with mental health challenges, a free house, and a boyfriend living rent-free. Will she squander it all with a reverse mortgage? Find out on our server! 2) Experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, loans defaulted, and questionable life decisions. It’s like a soap opera, but with more blocky graphics! 3) Help the OP navigate through tough decisions like whether to give away their half of the house or not. Your choices matter in this server!

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server full of crazy family drama? Let’s build some drama together!

WingedRight SMP – Chaos in Minecraft

authoritarianism, Chaos, CONSERVATIVE, current events, extremism, Global, Government, Ideology, influence, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, polarization, political landscape, political shift, Politics, populism, power, right wing, rise of the right, smp, social change, society, WingedRight

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	644149
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9261
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. Like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano and everyone was like, “Whoa, that’s lit, bro.”

And then there was this epic battle between two factions over who had the best potato farm. It was intense, man. Like, potatoes were flying everywhere, it was like a potato war or something.

But the best part is the right winged movements, bro. Like, they’re taking over the server and it’s wild. They’re building giant statues of their leaders out of diamonds and gold, it’s insane. You gotta join and see it for yourself, man.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a circus on steroids, bro. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!

BlockyBreakupCraft

anger management, BlockyBreakupCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples therapy, emotional intimacy, Emotional support, expressing emotions, Frustration, healthy relationships, marriage counseling, open communication, problem solving, relationship advice, relationship issues, relationship problems, seeking help, seeking understanding, Stress Management, trust building

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of your partner always hogging the diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your frustration in the most hilarious ways possible! Build a giant statue of them out of dirt blocks, trap them in a never-ending maze, or even create a lava pit for them to fall into (don’t worry, they’ll respawn)! Join us for some relationship therapy like you’ve never experienced before!

Players:	101/300	Votes:	7641
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	2149	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5