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Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8713

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3210
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Buildings Constructed:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2650	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	37	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Votes:	9376
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

Players:	102/500	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1