Lamentis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Alien Abductions:	4

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	4073	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	774878
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	2043	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	280	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
New Chunks Explored:	322379	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	227	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ores Mined:	9432
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	321
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	98/700	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1