LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1235
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	960
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	136	Emeralds Found:	5294
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crops Grown:	9638
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?